There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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