she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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