We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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