If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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