How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just high enough for therapy.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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