i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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