I heard we made out
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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