The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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