Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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