In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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