Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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