This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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