woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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