How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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