are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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