he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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