We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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