I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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