are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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