Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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