I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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