i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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