We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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