My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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