its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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