i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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