I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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