My nipple is on Facebook.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
barbara walters just said penis...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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