I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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