There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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