I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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