i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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