you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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