RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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