Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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