God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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