Umm I'm too high to move.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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