I have demons in me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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