I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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