the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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