that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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