I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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