her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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