Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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