But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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