ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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