I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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