First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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