i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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