Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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